dear human (and possibly non-human) friends1
1) the initial goldilocks pitch meeting2:
"five bears?"
"too many"
"one bear?"
"not enough"
"ok, i got it... goldilocks and the THREE bears"
"just right"
2) my true feelings about the story:
why is goldilocks the hero? she's a criminal.3
3) and finally, one of my favorite jokes i’ve ever written:
goldilocks made …
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