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so, the 9 bears?

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Myq Kaplan
Mar 16, 2021
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dear human (and possibly non-human) friends1

1) the initial goldilocks pitch meeting2:

"five bears?"
"too many"
"one bear?"
"not enough"
"ok, i got it... goldilocks and the THREE bears"
"just right"


2) my true feelings about the story:

why is goldilocks the hero? she's a criminal.3

3) and finally, one of my favorite jokes i’ve ever written:

goldilocks made …

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