myth takes

take it from me; you won't want to myth this one!

dear people i really believe exist,¹

here are some of my takes on myths.²

1) my favorite hip-hop performer who is also a mythical creature:

50 Centaur.³

2) you’ve heard of the show “mythbusters”? well how about this episode:

"icarus would've suffocated in space's vacuum before he got anywhere NEAR close enough to have the sun burn his wings"
— GREEK mythbusters⁴

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