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now i know my A Bee Scenes

now i know my A Bee Scenes

this time won't you sting with me?

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Myq Kaplan
Aug 16, 2021
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dear alphabet lovers and alphabet others,

welcome to here and now today!
here are the nows for today!

1) a is for Apple:

the perfect name for if apple ever makes an ugly product is
”iSore”1


2) b is for Bees:

"let me tell you about the bees"
-- an amoeba giving itself the sex talk2


3) c is Scene from the world of my mom internet dating:

HER DATE: "i have a bit for…

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