now i know my Acid Blues Cats!

three jokes in alphabetical chaos

dear friends,

i’m glad that you’re here.
thank you for being and doing and me-ing and you-ing.
now, for some joke thoughts for today.

A) A is for Acid:

the two types of liquid are basic and acidic.
the two types of jews are basic and hasidic.

B) B is for Blues:

"i've got the grays"
-- a colorblind person singing the blues

C) C is for Cat haiku ¹:

is it legal to
open a used bookstore where
a cat does not live?

and that’s all the short funs for today!
now, for a few coming-soon funs!

— FRI-SAT, 12/2-3 in BURLINGTON, VT: i headline the Vermont Comedy Club!
— WED 12/14 in NH: i headline the Shaskeen in Manchester
— THURS-SAT, 12/15-17 in BOSTON AREA: many shows via Duck Duck Goofs! 5
— THURS-SAT, 1/12-1/14 in KC: i headline the Comedy Club of Kansas City!

and finally, a wonderful poster my friend mckinley cox made out of a delightful mindy tucker photo of me! thanks and love to your and yours and all, all!

1. and if you want the other two items to be in haiku form as well…

two types of liquid
are basic and acidic.
that’s haiku part one.

the two types of jews
are basic and hasidic.
that’s haiku part two.

"i have got the grays"
-- colorblind person singing
the blues (haiku done!)