now i know my apple boot cats!

joke haiku

dear fans of haiku,
also fans of jokes and more,
and the rest of all!

i’m a fan of you
being here and reading these.
thank you and welcome!

and now, for a few
short jokes that i’ve turned into
haiku poetry.

A) is for apple:

apples/oranges?
how can these two be compared?
(very easily.) ¹

B) is for boots:

i like big boots and
i cannot lie. (or pronounce
"butts" exactl…