on beans, divorce, and zombies
jokes, funs, and other nicenesses.
dear fellow beings and doings,
i’m glad that you are.
thank you for being.
now, here are some funs of the day.
1) to bean or not to bean:
it's a little weird
that mr. peanut is a peanut
but mr. bean is a human.1
2) zombie or not zombie:
maybe zombies just want to eat our brains
because we refer to that part of our body as
bean, noodle, and melon.2
3) to be married or not to be married:
a divorced man is a hus-been.3
and those are the today-funs!
thanks to everyone who came out to the first “liz and myq give advice”!
the next one is set for 5:30pm on sunday, october 17!
hope to see you there!4
PS this saturday (9/25), i’ll be opening for Demetri Martin in Northampton, MA! if you’re there, be there! he’s great! you’re great!
PPS here is a nice show poster for the 10/17 show designed by Mickey Cox.
a human bean, of course.
one who might need lots of legume legroom.
(also, the word “legroom” looks really weird to me now. like it’s french for “the groom.”)
happy early halloween!
thanks for using your non-hollow-bean!
and if he joins a group of musicians,
he could become a has-band.
if you’d like any advice (joking and/or sincere), come to the show!
or ask here! or write it down right before you go to sleep and dream about it!