putting the "fun" in "(f)universal health care"
close enough!
dear friends, fans, and all fun-loving folks 1,
i’m glad you are here. welcome and thank you!
i hope you and yours and all are as healthy, safe, and well as can be.
now for some jokey funs about health care for some reason!
A) a free-for-all:
“it’s a free country!”
“ok great so how about free health care, universal basic income, free college, a living wage, affordable housing, and...”
“no no not like that” 2
B) universal health scare:
it's weird that there are some places in the UNIVERSE
that don't have UNIVERSAL health care. 3
C) five large health cares, please:
if we had universal health care, wouldn’t that be like buying in bulk?
which would mean getting the best, lowest price for everyone?
and wouldn’t that be kind of the most capitalistic way to do it?
like shopping at costco. one giant keg of health care for us all. 4
and those are those funs for the day! hope you enjoyed.
they say laughter is the best medicine, and also i hope people have other ways of treating their medical needs as well.
and if you want additional laughter-care, here are some places i’ll be performing soon:
LAUGHS in seattle, wa on 1/28-1/29/22! (THIS VERY WEEKEND!)
BANANAS in rutherford, nj on 2/11-2/12/22!
HELIUM in philadelphia, pa on 2/14/22!
123 PLEASANT ST in morgantown, wv on 2/21/22!
COMEDY ZONE in charlotte, nc on 2/22/22!
UNDERGROUNDS COFFEEHAUS in ft lauderdale, fl on 2/25/22!
WYCLIFFE GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB in wellington, fl on 2/26/22! — a fundraising (and fun-raising) event for the Palm Beach School for Autism
MCGARVEY’S BAR AND GRILL in altoona, pa on 3/12/22!
and that’s all for now AND for later. more now to come later.
thank you for being here. much love to you and yours and all.
and even fun-LIKING or fun-TOLERATING folks. and sure, let’s throw in the fun-averse! there’s room for the fun-averse in this funiverse!
it’s a fee country.
i’d settle for Planetary health care, to start with.
i think if health care was available by the keg, more americans would buy it.
If it's a free country why do I pay taxes on everything?