quotes and boats and votes!

some jokes!

dear friends, fans, family, festive folks,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for this and welcome to now.
and now, the funs of the day!

A) quote:

"poor people don't want to work"
-- rich people who want to live off of the work of others ¹

B) vote:

skeletons are really scary
when they are moving around, covered in skin,
and voting to take away the rights of marginalized people. ²

C) boat:

"a rising tide lifts all boats"
"what about for the people who don't have boats?"
"they drown quicker i guess?"
"also why is the tide rising? is it climate change?"
"probably? i have to get on my boat now, bye!"

and that’s all for now!
now, for later (some upcoming shows i’ve got!):

— thursday 11/10 in NYC: i’m on Liz Glazer’s album recording shows!
— friday 11/11 in BASALT, CO: i headline this show at TACAW!
— saturday, 11/12 in DENVER: i’m on a few shows at the Denver Comedy Lounge!
— sunday, 11/13 in BOULDER: i’m back at the Boulder Comedy Show!
— saturday, 11/19 in TARRYTOWN, NY: i open for Gary Gulman!
— saturday, 11/26 in MAMARONECK, NY: The Ivy League ofComedy!
— fri-sat 12/2-3 in BURLINGTON, VT: i headline the Vermont Comedy Club!
— wed-sat 12/14-17 in NH AND BOSTON: various links coming soon!
— thurs-sat 1/12-1/14 in KC: i headline the Comedy Club of Kansas City!

three final bonuses as a reward for reading all the way to the bottom ³:

1) i’ve started ramping up putting short videos places like tiktok, instagram, facebook, and youtube. last week, i released this 1.5-minute video of me chatting with an audience member sharing a memory of his deceased father. i like it a lot and others seem to as well.

2) then today, sesh comedy co-released this short clip of a joke that is now on my newest album, “Live in Between Albums 2: Rocky Mountain Hi” which i just found out is actually making its debut appearance on Sirius XM Laugh USA, channel 98 TWO TIMES TODAY at 3pm and 6pm (east coast time I believe) and then will play exclusively on that channel for the foreseeable future! stay tuned for more info in the UNforeseeable future and in the meantime also see the wonderful cover image by McKinley Cox below!

3) finally, my gratitude! thank you for being here, for reading, for watching, for listening, for sharing, for being, for doing, for me-ing, for you-ing. thanks and love to you and yours and all, all!

1. direct quote! i’ve heard them say it! every rich person! you’ve never said it? then i guess you’re not as rich as you thought?

2. i’ve shared this before but sometimes it bears repeating. i hope you get to vote on your next vote-day!

3. AND reading the footnotes? look at you! you’re great!