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rainbows, butts, and tattoos, oh my!

rainbows, butts, and tattoos, oh my!

some silly poems, please enjoy!

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Myq Kaplan
Oct 12, 2021
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dear poets, poems, poemers, poemees, poeteers, poetees, poems here, if you please!

glad you are here
to see and/or hear
the funs of the day (which are poems, is that clear?)

A1) a poem for one romantic partner who wants to ask what's up to another:

what’s the scuttlebutt,
cuddle-butt?2

B) a poem about standup poem-edy:

some comedians do mostly blue humor.
i'm mor…

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