re: 'ptiles

('ptiles is what i call "reptiles" for short. i don't think it's going to catch on.)

dear fellow humans and non-humans alike,¹

1) i think everyone believes in evolution in their reptile brain.²

2) a lawyer for reptiles who drop garbage illegally is a litter-gator litigator.³

AND

for this third one, i’d like to first make sure that everyone is familiar with this classic children’s joke that i certainly did not write, but i do enjoy:

"what do you…