roof goof proof

i just decided to start calling the jokes i tell on top of buildings "roof goofs." i think it's undeniable, or "goof-proof." (oof? enoof. i'm a doof.)

dear you,¹

thank you for being you and for being here²
here are some Things Of The Week:

1) happy earth day week month year century millennium forever!

even though Earth Day is just a holiday made up by people in the pocket of Big Environment who selfishly want there to keep being a habitable planet.³

2) i am grateful to see george floyd’s murderer being held a…