silly bull syllables

a bulletin of bull-it points.

dear everyone who is not my dear friend liz glazer, and also dear liz glazer,¹

i begin today’s message as such
because liz has inspired much of today’s content²
by booking an acting role on the show “bull.”³

1) inspiration struck in the form of this post:

there's a tv show called "bull."
it's about a man.

so i'm writing a show that's called "man."
it's abou…