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it's spring! the perfect time to share jokes about snow. (maybe there is snow where you are right now. i understand that everyone is not in the same place geographically or meteorologically.)

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Myq Kaplan
Apr 06, 2021
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dear persons and possibly non-persons,1

how are you doing this now?2

today, i’d like to share some thoughts about snow, and people.3

1) this was one of my earliest tweets:4
a snowman is made out of mostly water.
so is a fireman.
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2) another very early one:
the perfect anti-smoking role model is a snowman.
he's got a pipe, but if he uses it, his head will melt.
see…

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