someone who doesn't believe in god who is involved in committing an elaborate theft is an...
atheist at heist!
hey, theists and/or atheists!1
ooh, and for people who believe in this moment: hello, todaytheists!
here are some jokes and thoughts i’ve had about atheists, that i totally believe in.2
1) "nOMG!" -- atheists3
2) "god awful" -- atheist hulk4
3) "bliss you" -- atheist sneeze response5
4) “are there any atheist mantises?” — me, having fun6
5) “a good name for an athei…
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