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spring is about to sproing!

spring is about to sproing!

(the sound a spring makes)

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Myq Kaplan
Mar 19, 2021
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dear everyone about to experience springtime,1

here are some thoughts2 i’ve had about the season

1) new motto that i hope catches on even more than “winter is coming”:
”spring it on!”3

2) new product idea:
a can of mixed nuts with a label that reads “spring-loaded snakes.”4

3) new thought:
the town name "springfield"
is one i've seen so many times for decades
and…

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