spring is about to sproing!

(the sound a spring makes)

dear everyone about to experience springtime,¹

here are some thoughts² i’ve had about the season

1) new motto that i hope catches on even more than “winter is coming”:
”spring it on!”³

2) new product idea:
a can of mixed nuts with a label that reads “spring-loaded snakes.”⁴

3) new thought:
the town name "springfield"
is one i've seen so many times for decades
and…