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jokes to celebrate star wars day. also, did you know that star wars rhymes with car doors and bar floors and far shores and parkours? the rest of this message will not be rhyme-related.
dear star wars fans and other people who live in the world with star wars fans,1
today is star wars day, because it is may 4 and it is fun to say “may the 4th be with you” because it sounds like “may the force be with you.” i didn’t make that fun up. but i do enjoy it. and as such, i offer some related funs for the day here.2
1) a scene from jedi elementary…