dear friends,
TGI Friend-day!
i’m glad you are here, friends. thank you!
and now for some Passover/Easter-time sillies.
A) why is this night of easter different from all other nights of passover?:
jesus rises.
bread doesn't. 1
B) a good potential name for the villain of the passover story:
darth seder. 2
C) a fun thing to do i bet if you have a lot of money and free time:
go to Easter Island.
put yarmulkes on all of the big statue heads.
then call it Passover Island. 3
D) a restaurant that's only open today:
TGI Good Friday's. 4
E) a passover (and over and over) miracle:
the matzah is only supposed to last for eight days, but instead lasts forever and ever because i don't eat it. 5
and that’s all the funs for today!
also, in LESS fun news, i just tested positive for COVID 6 so i’m very grateful to be vaccinated and boosted and only feeling cold-like symptoms. i was going to be performing in boston tomorrow but good news, now i’m not going to be infecting the fine people of boston any time soon.
here are a few shows that are scheduled for when i’m healthy!:
Fri, May 6: I headline the Renwick Mansion in Davenport, IA!
Thu, May 12: I headline Collective Pour in Champaign, IL!
Thu, May 26: Liz Glazer and I perform in Altoona, PA!
Sun, June 12: I headline Helium in Portland, OR!
Fri-Sat, Jun 17-18: I headline the Comedy Fort in Ft. Collins, CO!
Sun, Jun 19: I headline Boulder Comedy Show in Boulder, CO!
Fri, July 8: I headline Rushtix ONLINE!
Sat, July 9: I perform on Ivy Standup at the Warner Theatre in Torrington, CT
and more to come!
one final less-fun note: i was set to perform in NYC on this wonderful show this coming wednesday, but it’s too close for health concerns, but my friend mckinley cox made such a cool poster for it (based on a wonderful mindy tucker headshot of mine) that i wanted to share it anyhow. the show will absolutely still be worth checking out, but i will not be on it!
thanks and take care of yourselves and others, all! much love!
also, i hear that sometimes jesus IS bread.
this one can help people learn that “seder” rhymes with “vader.”
another fun thing to do: something else if you want!
they have to do a lot of business to stay in business.
i don’t eat anything that anagrams to “hazmat.” love to you all! thanks for reading/scrolling/being/doing/all-ing!
i think it stands for “come on, virus is dumb.”