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Three of the shortest jokes I've ever written

(in fact, reading them will take you less time than reading the title + subtitle combination that you're almost done with right now!)

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Myq Kaplan
Feb 16, 2021
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dear art nugget receiver friends,

here are some of the shortest jokes i’ve ever written:

1) coffee is not my cup of tea.1

2) traffic is not my jam.

3) peanut butter IS my jam.2

that is all for today. how are YOU? do you have any favorite short jokes? or quick fun things from your life that you’d like to share? feel free to comment with such answers, or questio…

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