dear friends, fans, family, folks with or without thumbs,
i’m grateful that you’re here.
i give you all the thumbs up possible.
and now, for some silly thoughts about thumbs.
A) you up? 1:
in a text conversation, if you click "thumbs up" on the last thing a person says and then stop communicating, you're good.
in person, if you respond with only a thumbs up and then walk away, you're weird. 2
B) people used to thumb their nose at thumbs:
"i'm all thumbs"
used to mean you were clumsy
but now it could mean
you're very skilled at communicating via cell phone.
C) toeing the line with a line about toes:
the big toe
is the big toe
but the thumb
isn't the big finger.
and that’s all the funs for This Moment (TM)
now, for some future moment funs:
— THIS WEEK YESTERDAY3 UNTIL SAT, 12/10: i headline Rumor’s in Winnipeg!
— WED 12/14 in NH: i headline the Shaskeen in Manchester, NH!
— THURS-SAT, 12/15-17 in BOSTON AREA: many shows via Duck Duck Goofs!
— FRI-SAT, 1/13-1/14 in KC: i headline the Comedy Club of Kansas City!
thank you for being here!
much love to you and yours and all!
and finally, what has no thumbs and looked cool when i took this photo of it? THIS SKY.
if you’re my thumbs, then yes, you’re up!
also, a lot of the time, weird = good
if you can make it last night, i think you’ll have a good time. i did!