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turtles, werewolves, and the odyssey

turtles, werewolves, and the odyssey

some jokes about poems or maybe some poems about jokes

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Myq Kaplan
Jun 21, 2022
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dear friends,

i’m glad that you are here.
thank you for being here and being you.
and now, some silly poetry-related fun!

A) turtles all the way down to clown:

a brief poetic stanza:
the TMNT stan 'za 1


B) the iliad and the ode to sea:

the odyssey is a poetic story of a voyage
so i wonder if, while on it, they ever yelled out
"ODE TRIP!" 2


C) a poem written by a …

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