dear everyone who isn’t mark twain, 1
and also dear mark twain if you’re somehow reading this,2
mark twain died on this day, april 21, in 1910.
he was a great writer of humor/fiction,3 so to honor his memory, i have made up some humor/fiction about him.
1) what mark twain might have said on this day4, if he could:
"reports of my death are not at all exaggerated"5
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