v-day and monsters and vegans (oh my)
if only the monsters in questions were vampires, then we'd really have some Very Vital Verbality going on here.
dear beloved receivers of these words,
i LOVE that you are here. thank you. as you may know, it was just valentine’s day.
i hope that you LOVED celebrating it OR that you’re LOVING that it’s over! 1
in honor of it, here are some jokes about LOVE and other things.
A) the only thing we have to fear 2:
Valentine is actually just the name of the doctor who created the day.
The thing everyone is really scared of is Valentine's MONSTER.
B) or maybe we also have some other things to fear:
"GRAINS!" -- vegan zombie 3
C) getting back to LOVE, i love this movie about love 4:
To me, someone being unfamiliar with Princess Bride references is inconceivable.
and that’ll do it for this week/day/moment!
now, for some coming weeks/days/moments, here are some upcoming standup shows slated for Soon, with a real fun artwork below:
123 PLEASANT ST in morgantown, wv on 2/21/22! (monday!)
COMEDY ZONE in charlotte, nc on 2/22/22! (2sday!)
UNDERGROUNDS COFFEEHAUS in ft lauderdale, fl on 2/25/22! (TGIday!)
WYCLIFFE GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB in wellington, fl on 2/26/22! — (a fundraising [and fun-raising] event for the Palm Beach School for Autism)
MCGARVEY’S BAR AND GRILL in altoona, pa on 3/12/22! (a soon-day!)
finally, here’s the aforementioned fun art that my art-friend mckinley cox made (from a delightful mindy tucker photo of me + our imaginations and the internet) in anticipation of the shows i’m doing this coming week!
thanks for being here. LOVE to you and yours and all.
are you an over-lover?
if the only thing we have to fear is fear itself,
then is the only thing we have to love… LOVE itself?
i think the answer is no.
fun question though right?
it turns out the monster was coming from inside the vegan!
this is the very first movie i remember loving as a child.