why is this passover different from all other passovers?
because i wrote some jokes about it and am sharing them with you in this form, like i have never done before on any other passovers. welcome! you don't need to know anything about passover really.
happy passover, passover people! happy non-passover, non-passover people!1
1) if you need cliff’s notes to remember how to differentiate passover from easter:
2) i came up with a good name for the villain of the passover story:
3) a fun thing to do i bet:
go to Easter Island
put yarmulkes on all of the big statue heads