willem dafoe, benedict cumberbatch, god, and more
and MORE?!?!?! more than god? more than cumberbatch? what could even be in here!?!?!?!
dear inhabitants of tuesday,1
how are you? ready?
1) on your mark:
every rap battle and comedy roast could start "agree to dis? agree!"2
2) get set:
i wonder if anyone's enemy is willem da foe.3
3) we’ve been going this whole time!:
hear me out... what if god were TWO of us?4
4) still going:
crash bandicoot sounds like benedict cumberbatch trying to say his own nam…
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