Why subscribe?

i say:

first, thank you!
for being interested in receiving jokes and rhymes and thoughts and sillinesses and other things and who knows what else the future brings?
if you subscribe, you will receive weekly-ish fun units! messages, emails, posts, however you want to call them. and with a paid subscription, it will be several times a week! (all short enough to not feel like a chore to read. small units of joy, is the plan.)

this website says:

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i say:

it’s okay if you miss something. we can’t experience everything. i’m glad you’re here experiencing this because you want to.