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the oddest sea (a poem much shorter than the odyssey
for people who love poetry, it's poetry! for people who don't love poetry, it's short!
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Celebrating my Grandma Iris's birthday with funny stories, memories, jokes, quotes, AND promotion of upcoming shows in Boston, Columbus…
Jokes, Quotes, and Promotes! Iris wanted to make sure that I was working and making a living and what better way to do that than to share memories about…
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on self-fulfilling prophecies!
someone asked, i answered!
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November 2024

happy sonnetsgiving!
a thanksgiving sonnet
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As Goodnights As It Gets!
Jokes about goodness and nights and information about upcoming shows at Goodnights in Raleigh and also venues in Maryland and Boston and Ohio and Indy…
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it was the Best of times, it was also some other kind of times
three jokes about Best-ness
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in which i express concern over a fellow comedian's inner well-being
i also wish YOUR inner well-being well! hope your well-being is being well!
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a fall feel from the iris archives
happy november!
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October 2024

the truth is in here!
jokes about movies and tv shows including the x-files!
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some jokes about reboots
maybe later i will reboot these reboot jokes (after giving them the boot?) but for now, here they are!
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A WOLVERINE STATE OF MIND! my birthday is this week & as a gift, i'd love for you to come to my standup shows this weekend in michigan (the…
please note that when i do my shows in michigan, i will not only be doing jokes about the x-man character wolverine. but that IS basically what i am…
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September 2024

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