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Steven Wright, Ani Difranco, and why libraries are the best.
You can't have everything, but you CAN have a Robert Hass quote, John Denver lyrics, and some Zen proverb action! Enjoy!
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Three jokes about sadness that I hope make you happy!
One of them is a haiku!
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Mitch Hedberg Playing Little League, A Course In Miracles, and How To Guarantee That Your Wishes Come True!
A joke, an analysis, more jokes, some other thoughts, AND MORE!
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Ghost big or ghost home!
Three jokes about ghosts, kind of!
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Reminiscing, Remembering, and Wondering: Three-ish Jokes and a Dozen or So Haikus
Enjoy!
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Do you know who Liz Glazer is not?
In which you get to know about my friend Liz Glazer OR in which you get to say "I ALREADY KNOW AND LOVE HER"
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Wolves, Bears, and Cats
Three silly jokes and unnecessary explanations thereof!
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Mitch Hedberg, Ducks, and the Attention Economy
Also featuring Ursula K. Le Guin and the Dalai Lama.
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May 2025

Some jokes about memory
It's Memorial Day.
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I sent you a helicopter joke, I sent you a Mr. Rogers quote, I sent you magic in the form of words that you can understand... I hope you…
A new exploration of a classic joke!
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Eye eye, Kaplan!
Some jokes about eyes, from me, Myq Kaplan! (Would you have preferred this post be called "eye eye eye" to the tune of "oy oy oy"?)
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Advice from Mitch Hedberg, the Dear Prudence podcast, and my therapist friend
Look within! (Within yourself AND within this newsletter!)
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