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I mean, sure, but I don’t work at those places!

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well, i'm sure the papers appreciate the non-crumpling nature of their existence!

or at least, i do!

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That’s why you’re the most contemplative person on this app.

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Briefcase: My husband's Halloween costume for a few years was to dress in a suit and carry a briefcase. When people would ask about his costume he would open the briefcase to reveal contracts for your soul and various prizes and candy to exchange the soul for. Some people would happily trade their souls and sign the contract for a candy bar, some would get very upset and refuse to have anything to do with it.

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that is delightful! thank you for sharing!

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I used a briefcase to carry two copies of my meager and uninspiring resume to interviews so that they wouldn’t get creased, crumpled or wrinkled.

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sounds very reasonable! did it work?

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