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my grandmother's to-do list
a hit from the iris archives
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wholly holy!
several jokes about holiness! or holiness about jokes!
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the TEXAS HOLD-ME tour! plus other shows in places like BOSTON and a reminder about MY NEW SPECIAL FILMING in NYC on August 22
plus i love you!
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hot takes! (takes on hotness! or heat, as it's sometimes called! but almost never heatness, UNTIL NOW!)
when the weather is hot, it's called heat. when a person is hot, it's called hotness. when a miami basketball team is anything, it's called heat.
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fiction haiku here! / is this fiction? it's not clear! / read on, readers dear!
whether true or not / that title is CERTAINLY / a haiku but this subtitle isn't one
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my reverence for the relevance of hella fancy elephants
and also elephants that are less fancy
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short thoughts and jokes on buddhism and/or non-buddhism
love and thanks, all!
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i am filming a new standup comedy special in NYC on august 22 and i'd love for you to be there! plus 22+ pieces of advice!
these PIECES of advice create one WHOLE of advice if combined! like voltron!
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