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the great rosary heist! (or "something of value in this post")
part 1 of a potentially unlimited new series wherein i go back through my old jokes and share some thoughts about them! i hope you enjoy!
Sep 30, 2024 • 
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the great rosary heist! (or "something of value in this post")
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Mitch Hedberg, Ta-Nehisi Coates, and the Ghost I Want to Be
Haunt 'em if you got 'em!
Jan 9 • 
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Mitch Hedberg, Ta-Nehisi Coates, and the Ghost I Want to Be
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i might like to be transformed in this way
an offering of advice to someone who asked for it
Jul 21, 2023 • 
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i might like to be transformed in this way
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this is not an assignment. you are in charge. (advice i offer to someone who asked for it)
also it's an offering for anyone who wants it
Jun 30, 2023 • 
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this is not an assignment. you are in charge. (advice i offer to someone who asked for it)
how to be more funny (advice that you can read even if you DON'T want to be more funny, so you know what to avoid!)
i know some might say "funnier" instead of "more funny," but i think that "more funny" is more funny than "funnier"
Oct 11, 2023 • 
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how to be more funny (advice that you can read even if you DON'T want to be more funny, so you know what to avoid!)
Steven Wright, Thich Nhat Hanh, and Selfie Monkey!
And more! But three things in a title is nice.
Feb 13 • 
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Steven Wright, Thich Nhat Hanh, and Selfie Monkey!
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a younger comedian asks for advice and an older comedian offers it, on the subject of writing standup compared to jokes for social media
the opposite of a tweet-seeking missive
Jun 5, 2023 • 
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a younger comedian asks for advice and an older comedian offers it, on the subject of writing standup compared to jokes for social media
the iris archives, volume 2: be a puppy
"myq is a comedian" -- iris
Oct 26, 2022 • 
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the iris archives, volume 2: be a puppy
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advice for a younger comedian from an older comedian but also anyone can read this regardless of age and comedian-ness
i just happen to be older and a comedian in this particular instance
Jun 12, 2023 • 
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advice for a younger comedian from an older comedian but also anyone can read this regardless of age and comedian-ness
how does someone decide whether to leave a standard academic career to pursue standup?
a great question! a great question that someone asked me! and that i answered! and that you can read here! or just below here!
Jan 31, 2023 • 
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how does someone decide whether to leave a standard academic career to pursue standup?
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Mitch Hedberg, the Buddhist Teacher Suzuki Roshi, and a Perpetual Emotion Machine
In which I analyze and celebrate a joke about a banana and the impermanence of all things.
Jan 23 • 
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Mitch Hedberg, the Buddhist Teacher Suzuki Roshi, and a Perpetual Emotion Machine
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at one point, i thought my greatest artistic work was a chunk of jokes about the movie "snakes on a plane." (advice to myself and others who…
do you have questions? me too! do i have answers? let's find out!
Aug 2, 2022 • 
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at one point, i thought my greatest artistic work was a chunk of jokes about the movie "snakes on a plane." (advice to myself and others who might want it)
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