Archive - Arty Har-Hars

how to avoid clickbait

and other jokes and responses from my grandmother

Apr 23 •

it's LMNOP, my dear Watson!

Sherlock Holmes knows his letters of the alphabet! And also, here are some funny things that my grandma said in response to things that I said.

Apr 18 •

werewolf bits and bites

i thought about calling this dispatch "emit wolf flow time!" because it's a palindrome about how it's time for me to emit a flow of wolf! but then i…

Apr 13 •

aunt-ological musings

jokes involving the letters "-aunt"

Apr 8 •

lois lane, my grandmother, and a bunch of april no-fooling!

also, i'm performing in colorado next week! get your jokes AND information here!

Apr 5 •

walk-a walk-a walk-a (three jokes about walking!)

Apr 3 •

March 2024

the Opposite Of Pretending (OOP!)

message and a bottle

Mar 28 •

W.O.W. = Words On Words!

also Wow Oh Wow!

Mar 27 •

a myth, a fable, and a fairy tale walk into a bar

also the hulk is there

Mar 21 •

continuing to spread the gospel of Iris Blumenau

i love you. i miss you. i love you.

Mar 18 •

someone asked me for advice OR words of wisdom and i chose advice

Words Of Wisdom = WOW

Mar 18 •

my grandma iris is quite often the center of my attention

Mar 11 •

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