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the oddest sea (a poem much shorter than the odyssey

Celebrating my Grandma Iris's birthday with funny stories, memories, jokes, quotes, AND promotion of upcoming shows in Boston, Columbus, Indy, KC, and more! (It's what she would have wanted!)

on self-fulfilling prophecies!

happy sonnetsgiving!

As Goodnights As It Gets!

it was the Best of times, it was also some other kind of times

in which i express concern over a fellow comedian's inner well-being

a fall feel from the iris archives

the truth is in here!

some jokes about reboots

A WOLVERINE STATE OF MIND! my birthday is this week & as a gift, i'd love for you to come to my standup shows this weekend in michigan (the wolverine state) PLUS here are some wolverine jokes for all!

the great rosary heist! (or "something of value in this post")

a massive* mass of message sent from massachusetts!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Jokes!

a new way to get to Carnegie Hall

taking note and taking notes

peels of laughter!

which way to the best bagels? fun with my grandma and me!

a sign of the ties

how do you get to Carnegie Hall (and other questions/answers/jokes/thoughts about geography)

here's lucking at you, kid!

the ABCs: All Best Comedy (a celebration of my dear friend Liz Glazer's standup AND a reminder that my new comedy special films in NYC on August 22 and I hope you can make it! PLUS jokes and more fun)

"I guess that's fun"

my grandmother's to-do list

wholly holy!

the TEXAS HOLD-ME tour! plus other shows in places like BOSTON and a reminder about MY NEW SPECIAL FILMING in NYC on August 22

hot takes! (takes on hotness! or heat, as it's sometimes called! but almost never heatness, UNTIL NOW!)

fiction haiku here! / is this fiction? it's not clear! / read on, readers dear!

my reverence for the relevance of hella fancy elephants

short thoughts and jokes on buddhism and/or non-buddhism

i am filming a new standup comedy special in NYC on august 22 and i'd love for you to be there! plus 22+ pieces of advice!

word of the day poem: "propagate"

some quick jokes about captains and kangaroos but NOT captain kangaroo

myth'd connections

multiple haikus / iambic pentameter / please enjoy thank you

astronomy, orthodontia, and intuition

happy birthDAD!

how to avoid clickbait

it's LMNOP, my dear Watson!

werewolf bits and bites

aunt-ological musings

lois lane, my grandmother, and a bunch of april no-fooling!

walk-a walk-a walk-a (three jokes about walking!)

the Opposite Of Pretending (OOP!)

W.O.W. = Words On Words!

a myth, a fable, and a fairy tale walk into a bar

continuing to spread the gospel of Iris Blumenau

someone asked me for advice OR words of wisdom and i chose advice

my grandma iris is quite often the center of my attention

jokes and thoughts about life and death and maybe other things but what other things could there be outside of life and also the opposite of life? good question, might as well read and see!

grandma recognize grandma?

Happy Bag Day!

twistful thinking

a question about EDGY COMEDY vs a lighter, more positive approach

comedian, human, blood thinner?

on Maya Angelou and Lynyrd Skynyrd

briefcases, "bad" guys, and being the master of your own universe

a pre-Valentine's Day sonnet for the single, the double, the infinite, and everywhere in between and beyond

some non-biting bite bits

"take the valuable important personal feelings or universal observations and Be Funny With Them."

fast and steady wins the race!

One Pea in a Pod! Three jokes AND a lot more jokes!

stoking the creative fires in sonnet form

listening to your heart, breakdancing, and what else is in the news?

the reports of mark twain's death (and other marginally related sillinesses)

lesson is more! (some jokes and a story)

it's a banner day! (time for a few jokes about the incredible hulk)

my first comedy bit and other surprises