Sitemap - 2023 - Arty Har-Hars
thank you for this year! plus a joke about spider-man!
a holiday gift of a grandma tale from the iris archives
i love you, part infinity of infinity. some memories of kenny deforest.
"i woke up this morning and..." -- a classic grandma iris quote
TGI I-day! (Happy birthday to my Grandma Iris!)
happy early birthday to my late grandmother!
good clean fun! or maybe even GREAT clean fun! PERHAPS THE BEST CLEAN FUN OF ALL!
if you have FOMO, you are missing out on not having fear. (and other thoughts about fear)
submarines, subjectivity, and subatomic particles
where does the time go? right here.
infinite love-wolves (and other wolf-related jokes)
the beginning, middle, and end of a great (very) short story about my grandmother
puppies, autumn, and a beautiful interaction with my grandma iris
a halloween miracle from the iris archives
a note of gratitude to and for my girlfriend
typo theatre with my grandmother!
dogs in a box (a post full of jokes and thoughts about boxes)
my grandmother, a town in new jersey, and a half human half goat god type thing
batman, billy joel, and my birthday is tomorrow!
happy belated first of the month!
my birthday and floodwaters approach! the truth and also jokes!
a very short story from the iris archives about internet trolls
sisyphus, queen elizabeth, and charlie brown
can't spell "switcheroo" without "hero"!
perhaps we can grant one another's wishes... a genie-us idea?
a man, a plan, a canal, palindrome!
three short fun stories about my grandma iris
the quietest bachelorette party and other short stories
animal haikus / that is what you'll find in this / substack newsletter
i might like to be transformed in this way
one jersey, two jersey, old jersey, new jersey
i type "potato," you type "potato," there's no conflict here!
maybe wisdom is ALSO bliss, i don't know!
hot jokes! get your hot jokes about temperature here!
unicorning around (like horsing around, but more magical)
this is not an assignment. you are in charge. (advice i offer to someone who asked for it)
from the iris archives: my grandmother on health care
an apocalypse a day ALSO keeps the doctor away
a batch of scratch, catch, and cumberbatch
Live from the Universe! (A New Comedy Special Available Today! Plus Jokes and Other Fun!)
doom and gloom and spelling and more!
today, my work involves sharing my thoughts about butlers and time travel
old mcdonald had a bot farm, AI-AI-O
memorable quotes from jesus and my grandma
three short jokes, one for each of your eyes that is open
meryl streep, glenn close, and my grandma iris (a tale from the iris archives!)
jokes & notes to float your hope boat!
jokes about philosophy, wisdom, and more
"a good book is better than drugs" -- my grandma iris
texting texting, one two three
an offering of love to a friend and to you who are also a friend
underwear, thunderdome, and fundercats!
jokes and thoughts about robots, plants, grief, time, love, boomerangs, and more!
3 little quick funs about rabbits who are 1) little, 2) quick, and 3) fun
laughter, one of the better medicines
a tête-à-tête on tea for two between me and i ("i" is a nickname for my grandma iris)
three VERY silly jokes about star wars, flash gordon, and superman
who's weirder, the beatles or me?
what kept my grandma's brain alive and healthy (an iris archives dispatch from this day in the past)
go-go dancers, hot pursuit, and calming down
stranger things (things about strangers)
Afraid of death? Then are you opposite of the other thing?
a Pre-Valentine Sonnet for the Single
goats and giraffes and frogs, oh my!
monsters, scientists, and reality television (three jokes in advance of valentine's day)
whether to toe the (mascu)line
how does someone decide whether to leave a standard academic career to pursue standup?
didactic screaming, mind[less/ful]ness, and well-reasoned arguments
some fan-fun, some fanfare, some fun fare!
playing the Anger Brain Card (or, now i know my OTHER ABCs)
jokes for your eyes, ears, and mouth! and wherever else you receive jokes!
As Soon As Impossible (A Folk Tale About My Life)