Sitemap - 2021 - Arty Har-Hars
a snow guy, a science man, and a sweet stuffed animal story
i'm making 3 lists, and checking them at least once
Heavy (like a weigh-in) / Light (like welcoming the day in).
the tortoise moves slow and steady / so we can all go when ready
for my grandma's birthday, i offer you a story of the time she read "the lord of the rings"
a razor-sharp analogy for you to have under your belt
now i know my apple boot cats!
a festival of light-hearted jokes
this is how we do it, mo money mo problems, and forrest gump
first, do no harm. second, do yes charm.
i double-dog bear you to read these.
trials, handbags, and myth-stories
SWAG! (Skeletons, Wizards, And Ghosts!)
hallo, week! hope your halloweek is not a hollow week!
rainbows, butts, and tattoos, oh my!
i was born today. (a different year.)
putting the "to be!" in october
houdini, frasier, the karate kid, and more!
on beans, divorce, and zombies
on compassion, love, and forgiveness (classic comedy concepts!)
look up in the sky! it's a joke; it's a poem; it's...
love the player, love the game
happy jewish and new year, everyone!
when the wind makes a joke that is golden
a happy heist joke, a random rapunzel pun fun, and more!
earthlings, spices, and selfies
jesus, politicians, spoilers, dancing, and more!
ancient rome, reincarnation, and lunch
crouching cute jokes, hidden football
i've got a lot on my (license) plate
preposterous! outlandish! weird! (POW!)
water water everywhere and some of it to drink
declarations and proclamations
on turtles & completism & who knows what else
which came first, the question or the e.g.?
the latitude and longitude of gratitude and a lasagna 'tude
everything INCLUDING the kitchen sync
a jacuzzi, a peach, and a ten-year plan
pizza, trombones, life, and death
giraffes, the tin man, and scouts
what's the deal with fields and shields?
happy anniversary to me and rini!
space, time travel, and schadenfreude
poems about seeking, questing, and the sun
colors, meditation, and time travel
guarding my teeth at night and a woman's right to choose always
willem dafoe, benedict cumberbatch, god, and more
salt-n-pepa, nature, and pirates
palindromes, bud-indromes, and other friend-indromes
i'm but an imp pressin' the impression button
cute, short joke haiku(s) / why did i not think til now / to call them haikutes?
what time do you go to the dentist? september!
what time do you go to the dentist? september!
mimes, fish, and self-driving cars
did someone wish for 3 genie jokes?
waxing (and bruce wayne-ing) philosophic
the greatest trick that auto-correct ever pulled was saying "good game"
a preponderance of preposterous pond ponderings
A is for Apple. F is for Facts.
foodies, flowers, worms / topics covered here today / jokes in haiku form
niceness, joy, and other things pertaining to my experience of hip-hop
why is this passover different from all other passovers?
someone who doesn't believe in god who is involved in committing an elaborate theft is an...
my beloved grandma iris died one year ago today
myq and the 3 goldilocks jokes
philosophy, truth, and hardly anything about recent awards ceremonies
amusin' spoon allusions & illusions
if you had to marry any trench...
lemons, clark kent, and a death bed
i sure know how to pickle 'em!
Into Notions of International Women's Day
Urkel, Truman, Peter Pan, and Bender
the weak, the meek, and the peak!
Between a Rocky and a "Har Har!" Place
(Not Too) Much Ado About To-Do Lists
Short and (let me finish) Sweet!
Nice Advice to Entice! Plus Invites!
Three of the shortest jokes I've ever written