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you're running out of time to read this post this year but you'll have plenty of time to read it next year or any other year that the internet continues to exist so all good take your time breathe ah
a snow guy, a science man, and a sweet stuffed animal story
i'm making 3 lists, and checking them at least once
You're a sight for Soar-Rise / Remember how many people are striving to open their Third eye when someone calls you Four-Eyes.
Even if it sometimes seems that a warning looms / The universal tapestry is continually woven on a warming loom.
Heavy (like a weigh-in) / Light (like welcoming the day in).
the tortoise moves slow and steady / so we can all go when ready
bonus grandma iris content
for my grandma's birthday, i offer you a story of the time she read "the lord of the rings"
a razor-sharp analogy for you to have under your belt
now i know my apple boot cats!
from head to tale
bared to the bone
a festival of light-hearted jokes
thanks, food, god
this is how we do it, mo money mo problems, and forrest gump
it's travel time!
haecceity and more
first, do no harm. second, do yes charm.
i double-dog bear you to read these.
surprise and shine!
clock and dagger
nothing could be finer than to be in carolina in the evening for two shows each tonight and tomorrow (and here are some jokes about the specific place i'll be)
book book, b'gock!
some adorable matters
trials, handbags, and myth-stories
SWAG! (Skeletons, Wizards, And Ghosts!)
who AREN'T you gonna call?
hallo, week! hope your halloweek is not a hollow week!
a number of letters
in magic nation
corn on the KOB
rainbows, butts, and tattoos, oh my!
time and jerry
i was born today. (a different year.)
putting the "to be!" in october
just yabba dabba do it
warm and hammer
houdini, frasier, the karate kid, and more!
poem is where the heart is
on beans, divorce, and zombies
the ad channel
light scam era
on compassion, love, and forgiveness (classic comedy concepts!)
love, love, NORM
look up in the sky! it's a joke; it's a poem; it's...
love the player, love the game
om is where the art is
happy jewish and new year, everyone!
when the wind makes a joke that is golden
me and utah
from whoomp to shoop
a happy heist joke, a random rapunzel pun fun, and more!
fake money and real treasure
earthlings, spices, and selfies
jesus, politicians, spoilers, dancing, and more!
ancient rome, reincarnation, and lunch
now i know my A Bee Scenes
crouching cute jokes, hidden football
meal, devotion, care
i coin a bitcoin bit
i've got a lot on my (license) plate
preposterous! outlandish! weird! (POW!)
water water everywhere and some of it to drink
declarations and proclamations
on turtles & completism & who knows what else
which came first, the question or the e.g.?
Friends And More
snow white and the one hulk
poem arts and om parts
the latitude and longitude of gratitude and a lasagna 'tude
everything INCLUDING the kitchen sync
loaves, loves, & lives
joyful journey journaling
a jacuzzi, a peach, and a ten-year plan
pizza, trombones, life, and death
giraffes, the tin man, and scouts
what's the deal with fields and shields?
happy anniversary to me and rini!
herd of music jokes?
redress re: dress
heat or neat?
a heat secret missive
fractals, snow, and vanity
space, time travel, and schadenfreude
a repast of the past
hemingway, jesus, and me
poems about seeking, questing, and the sun
colors, meditation, and time travel
ghosts & robots
un-day and on-day
guarding my teeth at night and a woman's right to choose always
secrets and truths
memory all day
a May zing
escher treasure pleasure
willem dafoe, benedict cumberbatch, god, and more
salt-n-pepa, nature, and pirates
palindromes, bud-indromes, and other friend-indromes
i'm but an imp pressin' the impression button
cute, short joke haiku(s) / why did i not think til now / to call them haikutes?
what time do you go to the dentist? september!
what time do you go to the dentist? september!
mimes, fish, and self-driving cars
star wars har stores
did someone wish for 3 genie jokes?
waxing (and bruce wayne-ing) philosophic
remembering my sis, melissa
is schrödinger alive or dead?
peanut butter and jolly
roof goof proof
science, politics, and poetry
twain of thought
the greatest trick that auto-correct ever pulled was saying "good game"
a game of "tell a fun"
no dearth of earth mirth
a preponderance of preposterous pond ponderings
frankenstein hearts moby dick
jesus, wiccans, and cars
horse cosplay poetry
RAW! (Reading And Writing!)
A is for Apple. F is for Facts.
foodies, flowers, worms / topics covered here today / jokes in haiku form
silly bull syllables
niceness, joy, and other things pertaining to my experience of hip-hop
why is this passover different from all other passovers?
ever-ly clear, be
the "i love" garden
super here, oh!
hull king out!
someone who doesn't believe in god who is involved in committing an elaborate theft is an...
spring is about to sproing!
my beloved grandma iris died one year ago today
myq and the 3 goldilocks jokes
philosophy, truth, and hardly anything about recent awards ceremonies
amusin' spoon allusions & illusions
if you had to marry any trench...
lemons, clark kent, and a death bed
i sure know how to pickle 'em!
Into Notions of International Women's Day
you auto know
a symphony of some funny
Urkel, Truman, Peter Pan, and Bender
i'll be here all weak
the weak, the meek, and the peak!
Happy Birthday, Mitch Hedberg
Between a Rocky and a "Har Har!" Place
(Not Too) Much Ado About To-Do Lists
Short and (let me finish) Sweet!
Nice Advice to Entice! Plus Invites!
Three of the shortest jokes I've ever written
Does Garfield REALLY hate Mondays?
Ready, Set, Art Nuggets!